This is how I disappear

Hello. :) I'm Pika. I'm a 21 year old pansexual. I'm in college for criminology. I have a reblog problem. I usually follow everyone back. (Unless you post something that I really don't wish to see on my dash.) I am easily pleased and amused. I love bubble wrap. I'm obsessed with elephants and bats. I love my family. I talk about my pets a lot. I talk a lot in general. I like attention. I love making new friends, so drop me a line. I don't bite. Unless you're into that sort of thing. If that's the case, drop me a line anyways. :D

kimberlynbreanne:

Spencer Reid + Halloween

Happy All Hallows’ Eve, folks. To paraphrase from Celtic mythology, tomorrow night, all order is suspended and the barriers between the natural and the supernatural are temporarily removed!

(via allaboardtogublerland)

  • Lady on the bus next to me: Tell me again- what are you not going to do in daycare today?
  • Little boy: I will not hit the teacher with a light saber.
  • Lady: And why are you not going to hit her with a light saber?
  • Boy: It is my toy, and my choice, but if I hit her with the light saber, I'm acting like a Sith.
  • Lady: Do you want to be a Sith?
  • Boy: No! I am Obi-Wan!

bellsket:

"This is why you can’t trust women! They’re so good at makeup and wear it to fool guys into thinking they’re hot!"

shit. girls he’s on to us *washes off makeup to reveal lizard face and climbs up a wall* we will return with a new disguise. soon the power of earthly men will fall

(Source: busket, via oddjaymi-i-promise)