This is how I disappear

Hello. :) I'm Pika. I'm a 21 year old pansexual. I'm in college for criminology. I have a reblog problem. I usually follow everyone back. (Unless you post something that I really don't wish to see on my dash.) I am easily pleased and amused. I love bubble wrap. I'm obsessed with elephants and bats. I love my family. I talk about my pets a lot. I talk a lot in general. I like attention. I love making new friends, so drop me a line. I don't bite. Unless you're into that sort of thing. If that's the case, drop me a line anyways. :D

zealotarchaeologist:

i stepped on the scale today and it said “bat”

it took me a few seconds to realize it meant the battery was out, but before i realized that i just said “i am not a bat” out loud

(via someone-awsome)

the-padfoots:

Knowing his godfather will not approve of skipping class to see The Bent-Winged Snitches, Teddy Lupin calls for some spiritual intervention.

(via swanfalls)

Is it just a bad night or am I getting bad again?

(via massiv3)

I know I’ve reblogged this before but it’s just so freakin relevant

(via traced-veins)

wow this hit me like a fucking truck

(via amethyst-fantasies)

(via merrimadge)

  • obama: please stand for ur national anthem
  • *fall out boy suddenly emerges from the floor*
  • WHERE IS UR BOY TONIGHT

kidzbopilluminati:

i can not and will not be the only one to think that this abandoned clown train looks like a final boss in a video game

(via aviculor)